Two months ago my Park Ranger season was over and I rejoiced in my situation. I had plenty of time to do what I wanted, and at the same time had no money worries. How often in life does that happen? “Stay tuned for the next adventure,” I said. Well I’m still sitting here.
I haven’t been wasting my life away watching TV or anything like that. (I don’t watch TV.) There just haven’t been any big adventures. I’ve spent way too much time staring at my laptop watching the stock market, and while this has resulted in severe eye strain, it did bring me some nice profits. For a while there I was making more money than you working chumps.
But that’s no life. Occasionally I get out and hike, and even socialize! I have a part in an upcoming play in our local community theater, and weekly rehearsals are fun. I even get to perform some original songs! For weeks I debated getting into infrared landscape photography, but in the end it came back to the same position I held in earlier posts: that there are just too many photographers out there, nobody’s selling anything, and it’s just not worth the investment. I had to decide, should I take these thousands of dollars and invest them in good stocks with a good chance of profits, or should I buy camera equipment, new computer and Photoshop with a slim chance of selling my work, and an even slimmer chance of making a profit? It seemed like a no-brainer to me. Sure I’d like to be doing something creative, but get real – nobody’s buying fluff in this economy.
Toward the end of my ranger season, I took in a wonderful Border Collie puppy who had been abandoned and left for dead in the desert. After a few days of TLC he was happy and healthy again. Then there was the question of whether I should keep him. You see, I live in a small trailer and Border Collies are very intelligent, high-energy dogs that need stimulation and room to run. I fell in love with him but was unwilling to give up the best rental deal in town in order to give him a suitable home. It broke my heart to give him up, but knowing where he was going made it easier. He is in training to be a search-and-rescue dog! The perfect life for him. Go Max!

Max resting on our 9-mile hike.
I have been wanting to do some backpacking in the wilderness, but my day hikes tell me I’m not in good enough shape for that. So that’s motivation to get away from the damn computer and get in shape! Now as the first Winter storm bears down on Utah (snow tonight!), it is clear that by the time I get into shape, Death Valley will be the only place warm enough for an adventure into the wilderness.